“I’ve considered daily the fact that in today’s workaday world people operate on what they are taught. Whether determining the thickness of a crust at The Planet pizza parlor, or, the origin and amount of dough that resides there, most seem to practice what they know.”


“After attending a recent pet scan run, I uncovered the fact that my chosen hamster cheeks aren’t as nice as some. And, my liver may be due for more of a beating these days than the future competition that is so experienced with the wheels of progress. I’ll continue to be patient until Ms. Carlson arrives from the Mall of America (if allowed by my apartment manager).”