Britches

If asked whether I like to get involved in politics, the answer is no, because I know how to enjoy the worthy pursuit of relaxing in a pair of jeans that fit. Politicians sit still too long to figure out which wranglers fit. When deciding to move, and they realize their britches are the wrong size, they wonder why they got relegated to use their experience at home sitting in a bathroom. Then they spend the rest of their lives in denial about their contributions to cause the reduction or elimination of such precious things as newsprint, and large catalogs.