My next-door neighbor told me I shouldn’t attempt to use a vacuum cleaner for containing the creeping crud in my living room closet, until I get an oxygen specialist that he knows to make recommendations for eradicating the stuff.

Upon inspection by him, I’m hopeful he’s the most knowledgeable person in town who suggests the latest method for getting rid of the moldy clutter. I’m told that their platinum plan has monitoring included until levels in the closet reach zero.