Squeezer

“Dairyman, Matt, gets up at four
when he has to milk 60 more
and he never attends his church
because they all bellow so much

At work one Sunday he is found
by a person from his hometown
that brings to his kind attention
Jesus Christ who is so mentioned

In scripture written for all time
the Sundays he would ↑ milk 5:9 ↓
Now Matt loudly shouts at his herd
Squeezer! the cows favorite word”