Introconductions

“If you can walk on the sky
If you whistle on the fly
If you bless us, my oh my
With your presence, oh so shy
Will we perform an intro

If you can please all your type
If you embrace all the hype
If you know just what you like
While you create your own plight
Will we perform with conduct

If you’re having so much fun
If you tote your own stun gun
If you’re always on the run
Then your stellar moment comes
Perhaps there’s reason for the ions”